Funny Cousin Quote T-Shirts (Matching Family/Party Tees)

Bring the laughs to reunions, cookouts, and girls’ trips with these bold, high-contrast cousin quote tees. Each shirt features an easy-read block design on soft, comfy unisex fabric—perfect for photos, parties, and inside jokes.

Available Sayings (choose your design at checkout):

• “I’M THE HELP!”
  

• “I’M SOMEONE ELSE… PLEASE SEND HELP!”

• “I’M THE COUSIN… FIND SOMEONE ELSE”

• “IF FOUND DRUNK PLEASE RETURN TO COUSIN” 

   

Care

• Machine wash cold, inside-out

• Tumble dry low or hang to dry

• Do not iron directly on design

Pro tip: Ordering for a group? Add each size/design to cart separately so everyone gets their perfect saying.